Five Reasons We Make Fun of Girl Gamers on XboxLive

Most gamers on XboxLive are male. I won't go into age, cause it ranges from 6 year olds to 40 year old men, which is fine. However, there exists one certain gamer that always seems to draw attention to a chatroom full of men --- the female gamer.

While there aren't that many females on XboxLive compared to guys, most girls find out its best to keep quiet, or else they will feel the wrath of a "Real Gamer." And I'm sorry to say the only real gamers are guys. So, to the point, why we can make fun of you...

1. Male Dominance
XboxLive is not an equality opportunity environment. This is our realm. We have owned the gaming realm since Chess, Pong, and Dungeon&Dragons. Just like if we were to walk into a beauty store, we would be a noob. Hairspray, mouse, gel --- it all does the same thing right? That's exactly how we feel when a female enters our domain.

2. Your Voice
Technology has failed to capture the true sound of the female voice. Instead of hearing a sweet, soft voice, all's we hear is a high pitched, child-like sound, instantly inciting the anger buried deep within the male genome. Believe me, if you had to hear yourself, you would say 'shut up' too.

3. We Secretly Want to Be Your Xbox Friend
We will never admit it, but we really do want to be on your friendlist. Maybe its the insane idea that you will come over the cable wire and give me a blowjob. Maybe its the idea that we can have XboxLive Vision Chat in the nude. We make fun of you cause we want to get your attention, with even a small possibility you will think we're funny. And we could all use some more female friends im sure.

4. You Play Too Nice
XboxLive is a battle zone. Making friends or chit-chat with the enemy is a violation of principle. You like to talk nice and wish everyone a good game. WRONG! You are supposed to hate the enemy. You MUST t-bag the opponent if you pwn them. You MUST betray your teammate if he steals the sniper from you. It seems that the female gender does not have this killer instinct.

5. You Most Likely Suck (at playing)
Ok. I know there are 'SOME' good girl gamers out there. And my hat goes off to you for competing in a man's world. However, don't be mad when we make fun of you. You don't realize that 95% of the girl gamers we encounter are in fact noobs. They are playing on their brothers Xbox or something to pass the time. And these gamers deserve to be ridiculed, screamed at, and made fun of to the fullest extent. While on occasion there may be a very good girl gamer, you are few and far between, and must PROVE yourself in the battlefield. Until you do, you will always be a noob.


Again, this applies to 95% of the girl gamers I meet online. For the other 5%, I hope you will realize that you are not in this category and are indeed respected by the gaming community. So don't take offense to us cursing at you in-game, it's just our natural reaction. British kids though, are a different story...

Another Week of School

So lets see...right now I'm sitting at Panera eating my lunch/dinner. This week went alright. Monday's class was boring with a stupid powerpoint on how to conserve water (aka don't be an idiot). Tuesday I had to hand in a paper that I did while I was stoned and it came out pretty freakin good. I'm really good at writing papers when I high, cause I tend to over-analyze the question and go really in-depth with my answer. Desktop Publishing was another noob lesson --- how to make custom gradients and duplicating an image in the book. I asked the teacher why I couldn't just scan it and use LiveTrace, but he said he wants the class to become more proficient with making curves. Just stupid busy work if you ask me. GIS (Geographic Information Systems) is actually a class I'm learning alot in. I've never really though of learning GIS software, but I can really see practical uses for it, albeit it is sometimes very boring. I didn't go to my business class today --- they wanted $10 for a pizza party and I'm like "F" that. You are gonna get some shitty pizza, its gonna be all messy, and you are gonna keep us there till the last second (cause she does everyweek) and I just couldn't deal with it at the moment. So I came to Panera, got some food I really do enjoy (Bacon Turkey Bravo + Broccoli and Cheddar Soup) for less than the Pizza Party. And I'm going to be working on my paper for Tuesday cause I won't have much time this weekend.

Peace

Voting in America

I know everything is thinking about who they're gonna vote for in the General Election and shit, but there is something else that concerns me --- "How We Vote"

My problems with our voting system are as follows:

1. Voting Age - It should be 17. There are many 17 year olds in college, driver licenses, and even living by themselves. They need to voice their vote.

2. Voting Day - This is probably the worse aspect of our voting system. Why the fuck do we only vote one fucking day for? I can't think of one reason why we shouldn't make it a "Voting Week" except if you want biased election results. People have work, people have other obligations, and especially it today's fast-paced society we need more than one fucking day to vote.

3. Voting Way - Ok I know most of you won't agree with this, but whatever. We need to establish a way to vote online. We have Social Security Numbers and Drivers Licenses for identification, and fingerprint and other biometric means to establish the person. You can file alot of government documents online and even pay bills and other "personal" matters online. We need to be able to vote online. Blah blah identify theft, hackers, legitimacy blah blah blah. There is way to do it, but the gov't is scared that the 'best' candidate will win (cough, Ron Paul). Even if there are some "breaches" in internet security, the amount of people that would vote that didn't before completely outweigh any illegitimate voting. One vote per SSN. Simple. And thats saying that the system we have now is perfect :P. We can put a man on the moon, we can destroy a country with one bomb, we can perform crazy espionage on our own citizens --- but we can't make a voting system that works. As according to Hillary Clinton "SHAME ON YOU!" (but pointing the finger at the US Government.

If we can fix all of these things, our generation, and our future generation will have the most accurate voting system in the world.

Another week of school...

School drives me a little crazy, like I'm sure it does for all of you. This week sucked balls though cause I got to fucked up on Monday night so I didn't go to class on Tuesday and also cause I didn't do a 5 page paper on an "Intercultural Experience." The teacher said we have to go to a religious ceremony of somekind, and I'm like bitch, I work with mexicans all the fucking time, what the fuck do I have to go to some church for? She said it has to be a "NEW" experience. I have enough time to write a paper, but not to go sit at someone else's synagoge or however the hell you spell it.

Other than that, classes were fine. I had a test in my Business class that I aced cause I fucking pwn "Principles of Management" and cause I have the teacher eating out of the palm of my hand. Desktop Publishing was a fucking joke ---- we're using Adobe Illustrator and kids are asking "How Come This Picture Gets All Pixely when I stretch it, but when I do this line it works fine." Read the fucking chapter you idiot. Its called fucking Raster vs. Vector graphics. How the fuck do you sign up for a class like this and not know what the fuck the difference is. I almost died when a girl said she was using MSPaint to convert BITMAPS to JPEGS...

And finally my Environmental Studies class. Alot of kids fall asleep but this class is actually pretty sweet. The professor knows his shit and is obviously an ex-hippie. I would love to smoke with him, but maybe when I hand in my final project I'll slip him an eighth or something. That should get me an "A."

This weekend is gonna be pretty fun. Saturday is my lazy day, so I'll just chill out and smoke, play some Halo3 and Guitat Hero, and probably go to a bar at night. Sunday is gonna be a massacre cause I got "BON JOVI" tickets at Philly. It's his birthday too, so its gonna be a shitshow.

I'm gonna go play some halo now though cause I want to make fun of all those stupid ass british kids that are on there that think they are sweet. Bitches didn't know how to fight back in 1776 and they still don't now. Time to go get me some headshotsssss.......


PEACE

First Post! Woot!

Whats up all. This is my first post so its gonna be short and sweet. What can you expect from me? To be lazy. Ha, jk. I'm gonna be posting about everything that happens in my life, observations I make, stuff I do, or whatever. For now, chill out.

Peace