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Most gamers on XboxLive are male. I won't go into age, cause it ranges from 6 year olds to 40 year old men, which is fine. However, there exists one certain gamer that always seems to draw attention to a chatroom full of men --- the female gamer.While there aren't that many females on XboxLive compared to guys, most girls find out its best to keep quiet, or else they will feel the wrath of a "Real Gamer." And I'm sorry to say the only real gamers are guys. So, to the point, why we can make fun of you...
1. Male Dominance
XboxLive is not an equality opportunity environment. This is our realm. We have owned the gaming realm since Chess, Pong, and Dungeon&Dragons. Just like if we were to walk into a beauty store, we would be a noob. Hairspray, mouse, gel --- it all does the same thing right? That's exactly how we feel when a female enters our domain.
2. Your Voice
Technology has failed to capture the true sound of the female voice. Instead of hearing a sweet, soft voice, all's we hear is a high pitched, child-like sound, instantly inciting the anger buried deep within the male genome. Believe me, if you had to hear yourself, you would say 'shut up' too.
3. We Secretly Want to Be Your Xbox Friend
We will never admit it, but we really do want to be on your friendlist. Maybe its the insane idea that you will come over the cable wire and give me a blowjob. Maybe its the idea that we can have XboxLive Vision Chat in the nude. We make fun of you cause we want to get your attention, with even a small possibility you will think we're funny. And we could all use some more female friends im sure.
4. You Play Too Nice
XboxLive is a battle zone. Making friends or chit-chat with the enemy is a violation of principle. You like to talk nice and wish everyone a good game. WRONG! You are supposed to hate the enemy. You MUST t-bag the opponent if you pwn them. You MUST betray your teammate if he steals the sniper from you. It seems that the female gender does not have this killer instinct.
5. You Most Likely Suck (at playing)
Ok. I know there are 'SOME' good girl gamers out there. And my hat goes off to you for competing in a man's world. However, don't be mad when we make fun of you. You don't realize that 95% of the girl gamers we encounter are in fact noobs. They are playing on their brothers Xbox or something to pass the time. And these gamers deserve to be ridiculed, screamed at, and made fun of to the fullest extent. While on occasion there may be a very good girl gamer, you are few and far between, and must PROVE yourself in the battlefield. Until you do, you will always be a noob.
Again, this applies to 95% of the girl gamers I meet online. For the other 5%, I hope you will realize that you are not in this category and are indeed respected by the gaming community. So don't take offense to us cursing at you in-game, it's just our natural reaction. British kids though, are a different story...
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British kids though, are a different story...
Could you elaborate please
Hes right little british kids are soooooooooooo annoying.
Stop Smoking Weed You LOSER:
1. You can't stop coughing
2. You smell terrible
3. You don't know what your doing when your stoned.
4. You make your mum cry cause she thinks pot is addictive and you have to inject it.
5. YOU GOT STONED AND MADE A CRAP ONLINE BLOG TO COPE WITH YOUr ANGST. GO READ CATCHER IN THE RYE AND CRY WHILE YOU WANK.
...and never say anything about British kids again, Rasism just isn't cricket.
(feel free to delete this post cause your balls are too small to cope with critisism).
Another good tactic, when playing with a girl gamer, is to act like an actual adult. Your list is full of things a 13 year old, pre-pubescent kid would do.
How about trying the different tactic of acting like a respectful, yet competitive adult. I'm pretty sure you'd see a lot more girl gamers after that.
I think a lot of anger might stem from a string of consecutive losses to a girl in some sort of game, am I right? It just seems you give off a really angry vibe...
Stop bashing the person. Its just a post. relax guys. this is really funny though. i do hear guys do all these stupid things when a girls online. funny stuff.
as a fellow weed smoker, I can assure you that smoking weed does not make you a loser.
and obviously that kid is British cause he can't spell MOM, RACISM, or CRITICISM ---
and guys, seriously, relax cause this post isnt meant to be angry or anything (i think)...just some good ol fun ;)
As an American, I apologize that we don't have a fetish for the letter u. And that we didn't want to be like England after the revolution
Stupid english kids
lol, british people cant take a joke.
which is one of many reasons that they are they in fact suck dick on a regular basis. you got a bit of jizz around your mouth the gov'na.
British people don't need to be able to take a joke - you Americans voted him into power twice...
LOL another loud mouthed yank crack head talking shit as per usual . Dude the world looks at you like the wank stain on life as it is ...dont make it any worse . Damn September 6 1620 was THE greatest fuckup in the history of the world .
You don't have to apologize to the 5% of us girl gamers who actually just play - we hate the 95% percent who suck ass too.
buddy you give potheads a bad name...i'm an official pothead and i think the things you say are the stupidest things i ever heard in my life alot of girls are good gamers my girlfriend,sister,and many of my friends shit even my buddys 40 year old mom is really guitar hero seriously she plays on hard so i can tell you there are lots of good female gamers but you don't notice them cause you say stupid shit
This has got to be one of the most sexist, nastiest blogs I've ever read. So dude, get off the bong pipe and get a life.
Some of the stuff you said aren't real..But British kids.. Annoying as bloody hell mate
AND WOULD YOU LEAVE THE GUY ALONE HE ITS HIS FUCKING LIFE NOT YOURS BITCHS
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